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Well, the school year is ending on a great note, only expecting a little bump on the road. Sophomore onto Junior year. Never thought that it would come so quickly. If you’re a young reader on tumblr. you just might want to read this. I’ll give you some advice for high school. It just might save your ass later on.
1) Expect change everywhere Trust me on this one. Everybody changes. Your best friend could be the typical asshole that you’ll hate in the next 3 to 4 years in high school. And that ugly chick friend of yours, could because extremely hot and every guy wants to bone the shit out of her.
2)Focus on your grades Unless if you like getting fucked in the asshole for the rest of your life because your high school grades fucked you over. Just try for a GPA of 3.0 or higher. Don’t expect colleges taking you in with a 2.0 GPA or lower. You’ll work at McDonalds for the rest of your days.
3)Drugs Don’t do weed, LSD, acid, cocaine, etc… they’ll just mess you up. You’re having fun with this shit and next thing you know….. you’re in the state prison for have cocaine in your pocket.
4) Sex I promise this is the last tip. You’ll lose your virginity somehow. Wrap it up guys, unless if you like herpes on your dick. So be it. Make sure your girl is or is on birth control. It may save your life. I’d rather spend 5.99 on a box of condoms rather that spending 2.99 on a pack of huggies. That babies will finish that pack in 2 days.
Well, that’s all. Enjoy your day.
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